"For every inch of sass, expect an inch of sting." or something you provide for us to engrave on the ruler.
Or
1-Bad Behavior? Let’s See How You Measure Up-Over My Knee!
2-Daddy’s Discipline Gauge
3-Daddy’s Rules Aren’t Optional-Break Them, and I’ll Make Sure You Feel It!
4-Mommy's Rules Aren’t Optional-Break Them, and I’ll Make Sure You Feel It!
This ruler measures 12" x 1 1/4" x 1/4". Extremely durable and should not break on flesh. Will cause obedience.
I have the pattern and make this with variations of handle style and shapes. Thickness can be changed. Treated with WALRUS OIL – Fractionated Coconut Oil, 100% Natural Wood Finish Conditioner and Cutting Board Oil. You can use common good quality Coconut oil so you can maintain finish.
Please note: Each piece is handmade with care, making it truly one of a kind. Due to the natural variations in wood grain and the crafting process, slight differences from the photos are to be expected. These unique characteristics add to the individuality and charm of every item.
To clean – Mild Dish Soap + Warm Water
Use a damp—not soaked—cloth with soapy water.
Wipe, then dry immediately.
Good for routine cleaning without stripping too much oil. Routinely reapplying coconut oil will improve life and look.
Notes & Tips:
Avoid soaking the wood with water or solvents—this can warp it.
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